The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Homer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Homer scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.