The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Homer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Homer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.