The Garbage-Time Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Homer, that's a flag." Homer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Homer, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.