The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Ref: "Number Homer, that's a flag." Homer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The broadcast shows Homer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Homer, Homer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.