The Late Scratch Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Homer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Homer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.