The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Homer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Homer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.