The Late Scratch Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Homer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Homer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.