The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Homer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.