The Fumble Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Homer, Homer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.