The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Homer's stadium. Only over Homer.
88%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Homer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.