The Stuffed Run Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- A mysterious flag erases Homer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Homer will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Homer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.