The Committee Backfield Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Homer's stadium. Only over Homer.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Coach says Homer is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Homer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.