The Garbage-Time Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- The broadcast shows Homer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Homer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.