The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Homer is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
73%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Homer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.