The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ref: "Number Homer, that's a flag." Homer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Homer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.