The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Coach says Homer is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Homer gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
85%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Homer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.