The Mystery Tweak Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Homer gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
90%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Homer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.