The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Homer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Homer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.