The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Homer gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
76%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Homer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.