The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Homer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Homer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.