The Fumble Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Homer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Homer's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
90%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Homer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.