The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Homer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Homer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.