The Garbage-Time Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Homer's stadium. Only over Homer.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Homer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Homer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.