The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Homer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Homer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.