The Late Scratch Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Homer gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
91%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Homer, Homer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.