The Hamstring Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Homer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Homer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.