The Late Scratch Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Homer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Homer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.