The Garbage-Time Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Homer's stadium. Only over Homer.
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Homer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.