The Late Scratch Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Homer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Homer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.