The Fumble Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Homer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Homer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.