The Hamstring Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Homer's stadium. Only over Homer.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Homer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Homer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.