The Phantom Flag Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kelce will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Kelce, Kelce, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.