The Blocking Assignment Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kelce is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kelce, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.