The Chip-and-Release Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Kelce will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kelce's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.