The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Kelce scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.