The Invisible Route Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kelce's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kelce, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.