The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kelce's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.