The Chip-and-Release Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Kelce's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kelce drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.