The Hamstring Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kelce will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kelce's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.