The Butter-Finger Hex of Tre' Harris
Tre' Harris · LAC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Harris's stadium. Only over Harris.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Harris's week
- Harris scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The broadcast shows Harris on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Harris, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre' Harris in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre' Harris is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre' Harris actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.