The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tre' Harris
Tre' Harris · LAC · WR
“Harris's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Harris was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Harris's week
- Ref: "Number Harris, that's a flag." Harris: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Harris gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Harris's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre' Harris in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre' Harris is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre' Harris actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.