The Inch-Short Hex of Tre' Harris
Tre' Harris · LAC · WR
“Harris gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Harris's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Harris's stadium. Only over Harris.
- Harris runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
87%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Harris's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre' Harris in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre' Harris is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre' Harris actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.