The Late Scratch Hex of Tre' Harris
Tre' Harris · LAC · WR
“Harris gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Harris's week
- The QB looks at Harris exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Harris is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Harris, Harris, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre' Harris in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre' Harris is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre' Harris actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.