The Inch-Short Hex of Tre' Harris
Tre' Harris · LAC · WR
“Harris sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Harris's week
- Harris gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Harris will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Harris's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre' Harris in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre' Harris is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre' Harris actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.