The Inch-Short Hex of Tre' Harris
Tre' Harris · LAC · WR
“Harris's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Harris's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Harris's stadium. Only over Harris.
- Harris is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Harris, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre' Harris in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre' Harris is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre' Harris actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.