The Inch-Short Hex of Tre' Harris
Tre' Harris · LAC · WR
“Harris gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Harris's week
- A mysterious flag erases Harris's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Harris is already "Questionable" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Harris's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre' Harris in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre' Harris is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre' Harris actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.