The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tre' Harris
Tre' Harris · LAC · WR
“Harris gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Harris's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Harris's stadium. Only over Harris.
- Harris drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Harris drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre' Harris in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre' Harris is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre' Harris actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.