The Inch-Short Hex of Tre Tucker
Tre Tucker · LV · WR
“Tucker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Tucker drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
78%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tucker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.