The Inch-Short Hex of Tre Tucker
Tre Tucker · LV · WR
“Tucker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Tucker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tucker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.