The Late Scratch Hex of Tre Tucker
Tre Tucker · LV · WR
“Tucker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tucker's stadium. Only over Tucker.
- Tucker scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
90%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tucker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.